Im not jealous of hookers i just don’t like the thought of him with anyone but me! The window will snap shut after and I’ll be the cocky arsehole again. Very unpleasant for 3 months and not a whole load of laughs another year longer. I’ll tell you if you feed me vodka long enough Her: Maybe i dont want to know lol Me:1. its something i miss about my ex, our disgustingly filthy texting. The only thing i have considered is letting a girl… But i wouldnt do it in real life, some things are better left in the imagination, everything else i have at least attempted.

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[one hour passes] Her: Why did u suddenly decide that?

Me: Since June 2010 I decided I will do only those things that interest me and not give a fuck. Make my life a hell of a story for when I’m aged 70 as a washed up drunk in a Jamaican beachfront dive.

Though my wife used to enjoy the occasional simulated rape.

How many times have you masturbated in 2011 (and if it counts as the same question, what were you thinking about) Me: 2.

Bang on average, the girls tell me (they say above average but I think they’re just being nice).

Me: If you want the fourth, you gotta take a question or two. When did u get married, when did u get divorced and why? did you / would you enjoy having a man fuck your face while he sticks a dildo up you and grabs a handful of that nice long hair? I have been told i look beautiful like that though LOLLLLLL Me: 25 points. I dont dislike it, i just like my face to be clean so i immediately want to wash it off. I text her out of the blue late one night, first time in about 2 weeks. This was about a month ago and I’ve held it back from my blog until I finally went “radically honest” on her and told her I’m a dating coach. You must be missing the texts Her: drunk now i take it? Just being filthy on Facebook chat and I thought of you. Real number, I don’t wanna be multiplying by 3 Me: 2. I have held off men for ages because i dont wanna reach double figures. Same question back to you, as well as how many girls u have…