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The fact that you get to show off your wine-and-cheese-pairing skills is just a bonus.

But be warned: you should be able to make it through a 15mi ride (there are stops) without uncontrollably sweating before you attempt the Bayou City Outdoors ride.

Channel your inner fifth grader at Joystix Classic Games and Pinballs.

Washington Sure, there may be classier places to dance around town, but this Washington Ave bar, complete with a mechanical bull to test your date’s "skills," is always a good time... Head to the Texas Rock Gym in West Houston to show off your rock climbing skills... Midtown This laid-back brewhouse’s board games and cheap beer specials will keep both you and your date happy, even if she did just sink your battleship.

Relive your youth/bruise your backside the Dairy Ashford Roller Rink, which is open for public skating Thurs – Sun.

Eat, drink, and play at this huge golf gaming complex. Downtown Housed in Downtown’s oldest building, the chandelier-lit La Carafe oozes sex appeal. You’ll notice a crowd there every single weekend, so Hong Kong Dim Sum and Dim Sum King are also worthy contenders.

On the second Saturday of every month, local artists open their studios to the public.

Just be sure to check for closures due to flooding before doing so. Warning: these escape room challenges are relationship gamechangers.