But in the public eye, Safaree looked more like an assistant than a leading man.

No wonder Nicki’s ex is offended by Minaj and Mill’s social media-heavy love affair, which is about as private as a Hulk Hogan sex tape.

For instance, Valentine’s Day passed and I didn’t put up my Valentine’s Day gift on Instagram.

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You’re consistently placed alongside Beyoncé and Rihanna in some of the world’s most stupefying rounds of Marry, Fuck, Kill.

Drake has a huge crush on you, and you probably made Taylor Swift cry. I have the emails to prove it…LIKE I CANT EVEN CELEBRATE MY MAN BDAY W/O THIS MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH TRYING TO EXTORT ME!!!!!

But despite all of these accomplishments, you’re consistently undermined by your Achilles’ heel: men with alliterative names. lol.” She continued, “Two years later this poor excuse of a man is suing me & claiming to have been physically & emotionally abused. He’s so miserable.” Nicki, who has always #blessed us with extensive Twitter sprees, went on to claim that Samuels’s lawsuit is just more proof that he’s so not over her. ” Meek Mill (alias: “my man”) hasn’t actually weighed in on the still-unfolding beef, presumably because Minaj doesn’t want him to embarrass himself.

Such was the case this week, when Minaj took to Twitter to air her grievances, “Tweeted on the 5th that the 6th was my baby’s bday. “You can’t even celebrate your happiness anymore w/o being victimized. Even the most die-hard Minaj fans will admit that the Samuels era is shrouded in mystery.

Minaj has famously said that she’s only been in three relationships in her entire life—and was with her ex, Safaree Samuels, for over 12 years.

So when Meek and Minaj took it public, fans were immediately thrown by the quick turnaround.Mill reserved some of his least coherent homophobic slurs for Samuels, tweeting, “This nigga SB was twerking mannnnnnn…i always thought u was gay letting Ya girl do all that shit with niggas while yall were together!Lol.” Safaree quickly countered, claiming that Minaj was still sliding into his AOL inbox: “Show him the email you sent me on my birthday.Safaree will not continue in any more social media feuds and at this time we are unable to comment or provide any details pertaining to the current legal proceedings that are taking place with Safaree Samuels and Nicki Minaj.We are confident that things will be both favorable and amicable for all parties.” All in all, it seems like we might have 12 more years of Samuels-Minaj squabbling in store.If it’s any consolation, Nicki, we know a sensitive Canadian rapper—who can actually rap!