For example, look at these two different versions: I grew up in Brazil, the land of jiu-jitsu and models, where the men have big muscles, and the women have bigger asses.

It was heaven for a teenager with high testosterone. I feel growing up in another country has allowed me to acknowledge my own privilege as a white cisgendered male, and appreciate the diversity of other less patriarchal cultures..

A feminist who flicks her i Phone more than her clit won’t message the first guy, but girls who party might. If you write well, it doesn’t matter what you talk about.

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For inspiration, check out delicioustacos list of 44 OKCupid Openers, but write your own to filter for your personality. The goal of messaging is to get a number or meetup. If your first message doesn’t hook or you get a shit-test, pass the shit test and hook first.

An example: Once you meetup, treat it like a regular date.

The goal isn’t to tell your life’s story, it’s to hook – to get women to invest their attention.

For example, under “favorite books, movies, etc.” most people just list shows – just facts. Long paragraphs only work if every part of them hooks.

Try writing something like: If you write that, expect a couple messages asking “lol – what movie did you show her? Girls will disqualify you for one bad line, but it might take three to a message. People forget that Tucker Max initially became famous from a hook-up application on his website – i.e. In it, he wrote girls could come over to do his laundry for him.

” By leaving out a crucial detail, or not telling the end of a story, you leave an open thread for women to start a conversation. You have to hook from the first line of your profile – . Keep track of which things girls frequently ask you about, and which never get commented on. It wasn’t because he really needed his laundry done (though a nice bonus), but because girls felt slutty if they came over just for sex.

There is a myth that you have to be good-looking to get laid with online dating. Even if you haven’t been gifted with a face so beautiful that makes the baby Jesus weep at it’s glory (like me), you can still get laid with online dating.

Even if you don’t do online dating, these principles apply to any writing or storytelling you do, in person or in text. Here’s how: The classic writing advice “show, don’t tell” also applies to online dating.

Indian Roommate: Write that you always practice safe sex. If I wrote “I’m funny, get laid a lot, and have a big penis,” no one would ever believe me.

I know because you leave your Magnum condoms littered all over our shared bathroom. Because I used a story, it wasn’t qualifying or approval seeking, and girls pick that information up from the details.

Through providing the right details, he leads the reader to his conclusion, while making them think it was theirs.