I thought, let's not try this, but no one was interested."Just courious"- Intreeging."Live like we're dying" - This sounds like the perfect date. :)" - Please don't explain this."Would you like a sweet cuddle bunny? Let's hook up and pretend we're in the final stages of cancer before we both imitate the throes of death and collapse on the ground in a crumpled heap. ";)" - The perfect way to show that you're clever without being able to think of anything clever to say."Fun, outgoing, brown eyed lady" - If your eye color is so important that it needs to be in your headline, don't wear sunglasses in your profile picture."I won't give up" - Apparently people don't understand how creepy it is to say this before you even meet someone. " - You haven't even met me yet and you're giving yourself a pet name? Have you already heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!

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Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.

Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...

Headlines I've come across: So a baby seal walks into a club...

I moustache you a question You stink Looking for dove in a soapless place...

' drew 15 new messengers yesterday :) had 8 this morning with 'Fructis on toast at 9.30?

' The random ones will always draw more attention than the others...

Your first impression is truly your last, and that circumvents the first few lines with which you describe yourself online on your dating profile.

Ramifications of a rejection deters many from the dating scene. After all, how long can you brood and lament over what's gone?

• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!