She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you. I suffered through 42 hours of labor to have her, and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the movie 300 will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me.Here’s a tough-but-practical question: If you and your partner are broke, should you get married and have kids?I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROC UTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' ABSTINENCE' mean to you? __________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank.

I HIGHLY SUGGEST RUNNING AS I AM A DAMNED GOOD SHOT.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does ' LATE' mean to you ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' DON' T TOUCH MY SON' mean to you?

One pastor’s wife told us that her role was like getting a job for which she never applied.

She wrote this funny script in her response: Husband: “Honey, I got you a job today.” Wife: “Really? I have plenty to do here running the household and raising the kids. Me stay home with the kids so you could fully dedicate yourself to the ministry.” Husband: “Yeah, yeah.

___Yes ___No#of years they have been married ______If less than your age, explain why ______________________________________If not explain why ___________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. You are only allowed to wear granny panties super glued to your hind quarters. He has a kind heart and I will not have you make my son cry; if he does, I will make you cry. But on issues relating to my son, I am the queen of his universe. Rule Eight: My son has been raised not to hit a lady, so act like one and I will not have to hit you for him.

A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________D. Rule Five: Do not date my son for his money because I am his bank.

And if you have a choice, why not hold off on the children until you’re more financially stable? Money is not everything, but if you don’t have it, then you complicate everything. If you know a godly older man, with a good marriage and family, who is a good financial steward, meet with him respectfully and ask him for counsel.

You don’t need to be rich, but you do need to provide. There’s an underlying belief here that equates employment with masculinity in a way that should offend men who are unemployed through no fault of their own… I’m sure you all have suggestions for Tim, so I’ll just leave him with this: Listening to Mark Driscoll is only going to make your problems worse. About Hemant Mehta Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on You Tube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast.

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