if you study with my eight-week program, you're gonna learn these things. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. I already made, like, infinity of those at Scout camp.

but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now.

Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year.

Finally, the Napoleon Dynamite script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Jon Heder.

This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Napoleon Dynamite. [Birds Chirping] [Folk Pop] [Continues] [Continues] [Continues] [Continues] [Stops] [Birds Chirping] [Sighs] [Vehicle Approaching] What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness... [Girl Chuckles] Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance... to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents...

Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again? I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.

I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line.

and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts.